10/16/07
10 Ways to Tell You're Getting Old
1. You pay for software even though you know how to "get around that".
2. New video games are too complicated to get into.
3. You know your credit score.
4. You no longer know the maximum number of drinks you are capable of consuming in one night.
5. Top 40 radio sounds like it's full of "noisy crap".
6. You remember when Garfield was an afternoon cartoon, not a shitty CGI movie.
7. Ever seen a bottle of Crystal Pepsi?
8. You can no longer tell the size of a TV screen just by eyeballing it.
9. Grown men no longer introduce themselves as "Mister" anything. Now it's just "Gary".
10. You still buy your music, on CD.
Posted by MJ at 10/16/2007
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You know you are getting old when you bookmark things like this on my CPU: Living in a Van...Undoubtedly down by the River
WHAT are you trying to tell me? Is THIS the next big plan? Count me out...especially once you get to the female adapter for the urine bottle...my name's not Britney, y'all!
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