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On the other coast, we have more celebrities pulling enough illegal nonsense to get any normal person thrown in jail.

A few fun facts about Nick Hogan:

Nick is, of course, the son of WWF wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan. He was recently involved in a one-car accident that left his Supra totalled and his buddy in the hospital.

The custom license tag on his black 1998 Supra is "COEHSP2", a reference to the police acronym for "Capable Of Eluding, High Speed Pursuit"

In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 mph and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 mph. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, I was doing 123 mph in a 50 mph zone. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.

~Nick Hogan

The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure...girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.

~Nick Hogan

Date	Violation
September 17, 2006	Nick was driving a black Mercedes when he was stopped along Alligator Alley for speeding. He claimed that he had a family emergency, and was let go with a warning. He was stopped 19 miles later going 115 mph in a 70 mph zone and issued a $305.50 citation.
February 8, 2007	Nick was ticketed in Dade County, Florida for driving 57 mph in a 30 mph zone.
April 25, 2007	Nick was ticketed for driving 106 mph in a 70 mph zone in Osceola County. He was convicted and received four points on his license.
August 10, 2007	Nick was ticketed in Pinellas Park after his 1998 Toyota was recorded going 82 mph in a 45 mph construction zone while workers were present. He pleaded no contest, was fined $1,000, and received another four points on his license. He was also ordered to attend a 12 hour driver improvement school.

Within the first year of obtaining his license, Nick was ticketed five times and received eight points. That's enough to restrict his license to driving for "business purposes only" in Florida. Well, not his license. Any normal person's license. (I guess they consider his "business" to be watching hoes' panties drop...which as we know can happen anywhere anytime, so he was technically covered with the business purposes thing.)

Nick is now out and about, eating Taco bell, watching movies, driving his pick of 20 something cars, buying new sneakers at the mall. Breathing without the aid of a machine.

John Graziano, however, is not so hot. John was Nick's passenger. He suffered extensive facial injuries and brain damage, is still in critical condition, and will likely need to live in a nursing home for the rest of his life. At best he will be able to open and close his own eyelids from time to time. That's from the doctors, not me.

Pinpointing the "enabler" from a bird's eye view of this thing is like finding Waldo, except that the cops, his parents, everyone is wearing the glasses and stripey sweater!